this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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