so explain again why im purple
no
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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