And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
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