yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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