so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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