i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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