i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
