Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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