Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
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