11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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