guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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