I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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