y did u give ur computer a hand job?
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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