absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Yo dont text me then not text me
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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