I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Randomize
