It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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