HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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