I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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