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I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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