brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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