I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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