i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Randomize
