absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
dude i'm inner monologue high
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
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