in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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