Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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