She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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