One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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