Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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