look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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