Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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