I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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