Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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