i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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