Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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