I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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