It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Randomize
