i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
