Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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