only if we run a train.
done.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
porn star boner night. come get it.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
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