How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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