As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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