with your own penis?
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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