Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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