Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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