I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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