Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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