She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
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