New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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