This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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