you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
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