We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
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