we're blogging at a bar
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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